I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT
What’s the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie
What’s the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie
Why sacrifice virgins? Because they’ve done nothing to deserve it.
Why sacrifice virgins? Because they’ve done nothing to deserve it.
Obama and Bush walk into a bar… …Clinton ducked.
Obama and Bush walk into a bar… …Clinton ducked.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he’s not a full essay.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he’s not a full essay.
Don’t be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Don’t be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What’s green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What’s green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Personal trainer: So what’s your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I’m not the one taking
Personal trainer: So what’s your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I’m not the one taking
The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target.
The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target.
If you’re going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I’m going to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it.
If you’re going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I’m going to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it.