Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?
Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that’s why we never do that.
Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that’s why we never do that.
Now that it’s 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven’t showered since last year! Hahaha
Now that it’s 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven’t showered since last year! Hahaha
What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm.
What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm.
What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp? A reptile-dysfunction.
What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp? A reptile-dysfunction.
What’s worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust
What’s worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it’s too long.
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it’s too long.
Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in.
Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in.
Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands? Because it’s dead.
Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands? Because it’s dead.
(Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today.. I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran.
(Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today.. I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran.