What’s the Turkish version of court packing? Turkey stuffing
Counterspace….. is that like antimatter?
Counterspace….. is that like antimatter?
Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover.
Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover.
When a store plays pop music half the time and classic rock the other half, you know there’s two people working there that hate each other.
When a store plays pop music half the time and classic rock the other half, you know there’s two people working there that hate each other.
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. ‘Murica
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. ‘Murica
What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics.
What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics.
That’ll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart.
That’ll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart.
How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm
How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm
What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.