I’m still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant’s bathroom… I hope everything is ok.
What do you call a cow… With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That’s right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? …. YOUR MOM.
What do you call a cow… With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That’s right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? …. YOUR MOM.
Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!
Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !
Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease… Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation.
Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease… Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation.
What time was it when Jared got fired? When the big hand touched the little hand
What time was it when Jared got fired? When the big hand touched the little hand
Knock knock…… Who’s there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT’S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Knock knock…… Who’s there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT’S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”.
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”.
I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it.
I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it.
You better brush your teeth everyday… Oral-B very mad!
You better brush your teeth everyday… Oral-B very mad!