Don’t ever forget the ‘L’ if you ever Google – Grandfather Clock
Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise.
Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise.
My favorite selfies are the ones people post of themselves looking off in the distance, like they didn’t realize they were taking a selfie
My favorite selfies are the ones people post of themselves looking off in the distance, like they didn’t realize they were taking a selfie
A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar… or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse
A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar… or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse
What did the clock say to the class? Stopwatch you’re doing!
What did the clock say to the class? Stopwatch you’re doing!
A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes.
A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes.
Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.
Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.
Personal trainer: So what’s your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I’m not the one taking
Personal trainer: So what’s your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I’m not the one taking
The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target.
The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target.
If you’re going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I’m going to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it.
If you’re going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I’m going to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it.