Some people say that 9/11 was America’s darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9
Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I’m sorry, there’s nothing we could do.
Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I’m sorry, there’s nothing we could do.
What rhymes with Autoerotic Asphyxiation? Writing an obituary is hard.
What rhymes with Autoerotic Asphyxiation? Writing an obituary is hard.
Watson: “Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?” Holmes: “DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!”
Watson: “Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?” Holmes: “DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!”
What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said “Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould”
What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said “Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould”
Women are only terrible at parking because we’re constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is
Women are only terrible at parking because we’re constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is
How do I like eggs? Ummm…in a cake!
How do I like eggs? Ummm…in a cake!
If there was an award for being the laziest guy ever I would send someone else to get it for me.
If there was an award for being the laziest guy ever I would send someone else to get it for me.
Selling chewing gum. Mint condition.
Selling chewing gum. Mint condition.
Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws.
Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws.