Knock knock…… Who’s there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT’S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”.
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”.
I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it.
I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it.
You better brush your teeth everyday… Oral-B very mad!
You better brush your teeth everyday… Oral-B very mad!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Wanna Hear a Joke? Women’s Rights. (jk)
Wanna Hear a Joke? Women’s Rights. (jk)
With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri
With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri
Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he’s probably just another burrowcrat.
Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he’s probably just another burrowcrat.
I used to be passive aggressive but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me, idiot. I’ll sit right here. I’ll f*cking forgive you.
I used to be passive aggressive but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me, idiot. I’ll sit right here. I’ll f*cking forgive you.
What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub? A vegetable soup
What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub? A vegetable soup