People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check.
Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters’ support group when I arrived? I came early.
Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters’ support group when I arrived? I came early.
Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn’t drum up enough support.
Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn’t drum up enough support.
Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone… … and I’m asking myself : Who let the .docx out?
Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone… … and I’m asking myself : Who let the .docx out?
Her: OMG! The holidays aren’t an excuse to stuff your face with whatever edible that crosses your path. Me: I eat like this everyday.
Her: OMG! The holidays aren’t an excuse to stuff your face with whatever edible that crosses your path. Me: I eat like this everyday.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me.
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me.
Why do so many people swallow everything Trump says? Cause they don’t have enough teeth to chew it.
Why do so many people swallow everything Trump says? Cause they don’t have enough teeth to chew it.
Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads. Me: Are you Italian, my brother? Him: No. Me: Then no more pizza for you.
Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads. Me: Are you Italian, my brother? Him: No. Me: Then no more pizza for you.
What do “Damn Daniel” and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans
What do “Damn Daniel” and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans