That’ll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart.
How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm
How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm
What rhymes with Autoerotic Asphyxiation? Writing an obituary is hard.
What rhymes with Autoerotic Asphyxiation? Writing an obituary is hard.
Watson: “Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?” Holmes: “DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!”
Watson: “Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?” Holmes: “DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!”
What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said “Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould”
What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said “Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould”
Women are only terrible at parking because we’re constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is
Women are only terrible at parking because we’re constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is
How do I like eggs? Ummm…in a cake!
How do I like eggs? Ummm…in a cake!
I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, “Lucky.”
I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, “Lucky.”
What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race
What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race