What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino…..
I’m in the middle of inventing emo playing cards. You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself.
I’m in the middle of inventing emo playing cards. You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself.
If we were in a fight, I’d mop the floor with you… Except I don’t do housework.
If we were in a fight, I’d mop the floor with you… Except I don’t do housework.
Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky… The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!
Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky… The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!
What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians.
What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians.
what’s green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog’s finger.
what’s green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog’s finger.
R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist.
R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.
The time machine of tomorrow. Today.
The time machine of tomorrow. Today.
My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen
My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen