What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race
What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted
What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted
I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. “Free weights,” my ass!
I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. “Free weights,” my ass!
What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian.
What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian.
My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose.
My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose.
4 stages of a relationship: 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that
4 stages of a relationship: 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that
Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I’ve never been more disappointed.
Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I’ve never been more disappointed.
What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!
What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!
What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.