Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine’s pricks are on the outside.
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine’s pricks are on the outside.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !
What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion “fun”.
What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion “fun”.
Did you hear about the farmer’s boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Did you hear about the farmer’s boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Wanna hear a construction joke ? I’m still working on it.
Wanna hear a construction joke ? I’m still working on it.
Why do old men need Viagra? Because they are screwing old women!
Why do old men need Viagra? Because they are screwing old women!
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we’ll soon see who’s leading the Poles.
Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we’ll soon see who’s leading the Poles.
Says the priest to the altar server: “There’s a good christian in you”
Says the priest to the altar server: “There’s a good christian in you”