I’m still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant’s bathroom… I hope everything is ok.
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Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.
Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.
I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT
I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT
What’s the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie
What’s the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie
Why sacrifice virgins? Because they’ve done nothing to deserve it.
Why sacrifice virgins? Because they’ve done nothing to deserve it.
Obama and Bush walk into a bar… …Clinton ducked.
Obama and Bush walk into a bar… …Clinton ducked.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he’s not a full essay.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he’s not a full essay.
Don’t be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Don’t be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What’s green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What’s green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.