What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH
I was recently asked if I’d judge Mr. gay UK. I said ”It wouId be my pIeasure. It’s against nature, against God, and he’s going to heII.” – Jimmy Carr
I was recently asked if I’d judge Mr. gay UK. I said ”It wouId be my pIeasure. It’s against nature, against God, and he’s going to heII.” – Jimmy Carr
Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too.
Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too.
My son asked today: Why the dude’s ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear…
My son asked today: Why the dude’s ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear…
Just realized that I’m finally too fat to do things during summer.
Just realized that I’m finally too fat to do things during summer.
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber…
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber…
How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out.
How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out.
Dad Joke – Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope.
Dad Joke – Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope.
People in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!
People in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!
What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.