Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you’re always driving out of Iowa.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad’s dick tastes like blood
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad’s dick tastes like blood
Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired
Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired
Just realized that I’m finally too fat to do things during summer.
Just realized that I’m finally too fat to do things during summer.
What do gay cow’s eat? Hayyyyyyy
What do gay cow’s eat? Hayyyyyyy
Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I’ve never cum across one.
Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I’ve never cum across one.
My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues.
My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues.
Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive
Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive
I, for one, like Roman Numerals
I, for one, like Roman Numerals
What’s black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car.
What’s black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car.