Without nipples… … Breasts would be pointless.
I just saw my 25-year-old son run water on a slice of pizza to cool it off. I need to sit down.
I just saw my 25-year-old son run water on a slice of pizza to cool it off. I need to sit down.
What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose
What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose
Pussy Don’t worry you’ll never get it.
Pussy Don’t worry you’ll never get it.
Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
I’ve never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille’s elbow.
I’ve never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille’s elbow.
Who is the KKK’s favorite children’s character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
Who is the KKK’s favorite children’s character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
Why don’t 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?
Why don’t 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?
Women who live in glass houses shouldn’t complain about the glass ceiling
Women who live in glass houses shouldn’t complain about the glass ceiling
How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation.
How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation.