Hold.. Hold.. Hold.. CHARGE!!!!! -Ice at the bottom of a glass
Anyone looking for a job should consider becoming an elephant circumsiser… … the pay isn’t too great, but the tips are enormous!
Anyone looking for a job should consider becoming an elephant circumsiser… … the pay isn’t too great, but the tips are enormous!
A man walks into a Doctor’s office screaming, “I’m a wigwam, I’m a TeePee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a TeePee!” The Doctor Says, “You’re too Tense”
A man walks into a Doctor’s office screaming, “I’m a wigwam, I’m a TeePee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a TeePee!” The Doctor Says, “You’re too Tense”
So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher’s government. I don’t know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners.
So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher’s government. I don’t know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners.
How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a “crick” noise.
How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a “crick” noise.
A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines…. ….he hit the jackpot, and now he’s all over the place.
A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines…. ….he hit the jackpot, and now he’s all over the place.
if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
Me: “I need a home improvement loan.” Banker: “What will you be using the money for?” Me: “A divorce lawyer.”
Me: “I need a home improvement loan.” Banker: “What will you be using the money for?” Me: “A divorce lawyer.”
Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It’s always a solution.
Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It’s always a solution.
“I saw mommy kissing santa claus” has the same number of syllables as “I saw someone die at Disney World.” Life’s funny like that.
“I saw mommy kissing santa claus” has the same number of syllables as “I saw someone die at Disney World.” Life’s funny like that.