The IBS drug commercial that mentions “urgent diarrhea” implies there’s also a laid back, non-urgent form of diarrhea that I’ve never had.
What’s the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch.
What’s the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch.
I went to the gym the other day… …I asked the instructor could he teach me to do the splits. How flexible are you? He asked. I can’t do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
I went to the gym the other day… …I asked the instructor could he teach me to do the splits. How flexible are you? He asked. I can’t do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor
I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can’t wait till they see it
I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can’t wait till they see it
A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer… Customer: “I don’t know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways.”
A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer… Customer: “I don’t know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways.”
What is the difference between Black men and white men? Black men can’t fuck “Alexis Texas”
What is the difference between Black men and white men? Black men can’t fuck “Alexis Texas”
If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.
What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall.
What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall.