The “we’re going to need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.
Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..
Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..
What’s the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is…
What’s the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is…
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it’s gonna be Feynman.
Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it’s gonna be Feynman.
How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it’ll take 10 episodes.
How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it’ll take 10 episodes.
phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget
phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget
Why did Sony pull “The Interview” ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters
Why did Sony pull “The Interview” ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters
Trump’s ego is so big… Trump’s ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump
Trump’s ego is so big… Trump’s ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump
Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin’?
Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin’?