“A wine please” “Sir, this is McDonalds…” “Okay, a McWine please”
In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet.
In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet.
How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it
How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it
How do single people honor valentine’s day? By Celibating!
How do single people honor valentine’s day? By Celibating!
Customer: “Wait that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”
Customer: “Wait that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”
The IBS drug commercial that mentions “urgent diarrhea” implies there’s also a laid back, non-urgent form of diarrhea that I’ve never had.
The IBS drug commercial that mentions “urgent diarrhea” implies there’s also a laid back, non-urgent form of diarrhea that I’ve never had.
What’s the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch.
What’s the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch.
What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, “I don’t know, what do you want to eat?”
A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, “I don’t know, what do you want to eat?”
There’s safety in numbers. Unless there’s 6,000,000 of you. And you’re all Jews.
There’s safety in numbers. Unless there’s 6,000,000 of you. And you’re all Jews.