Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!
I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here.
I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here.
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I’m not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I’m not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Why are all the guys banging hot chicks in porn fat and ugly? I don’t know, but sign me up!
Why are all the guys banging hot chicks in porn fat and ugly? I don’t know, but sign me up!
Two types of people There are two types of people in this world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Two types of people There are two types of people in this world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones…I’m done..my arms are killing me!
I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones…I’m done..my arms are killing me!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.
I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he’s a little sluggish.
I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he’s a little sluggish.
Why is Monica Lewinsky so poor Because she’s always blowing bills
Why is Monica Lewinsky so poor Because she’s always blowing bills
Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can’t be choosers,
Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can’t be choosers,