TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day… After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him.
A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day… After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him.
For me sex is like a game Single player
For me sex is like a game Single player
What is the primary job of an alligator? …make allegations
What is the primary job of an alligator? …make allegations
Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says “we don’t serve noble gasses here”… helium doesn’t react.
Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says “we don’t serve noble gasses here”… helium doesn’t react.
I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history.
I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history.
The most heinous crime–against both Man and Nature–would be to plant dynamite inside cattle That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull…
The most heinous crime–against both Man and Nature–would be to plant dynamite inside cattle That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull…
What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional
What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional
Three Russians walk into a bar Just kidding. They never left.
Three Russians walk into a bar Just kidding. They never left.
I know I’m being such a grammar Nazi, but it’s “Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,” not “Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS”
I know I’m being such a grammar Nazi, but it’s “Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,” not “Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS”