How do you have sex with a male corpse You cant. His penis wont get hard.
World Peace.
World Peace.
Have you heard about the deaf guy? I don’t think he did either.
Have you heard about the deaf guy? I don’t think he did either.
What is the speed of sex? 68… because at 69 you have to turn around
What is the speed of sex? 68… because at 69 you have to turn around
Everyone prepare yourself for National “How is it May already?” Day coming up tomorrow where people who don’t know how calendars work tweet.
Everyone prepare yourself for National “How is it May already?” Day coming up tomorrow where people who don’t know how calendars work tweet.
I only watch “Game of Thrones” because I’m trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
I only watch “Game of Thrones” because I’m trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate
What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate
My dog is either dreaming or can’t quite figure out how to shape shift.
My dog is either dreaming or can’t quite figure out how to shape shift.
“Your finest Scotch, please.” “Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
“Your finest Scotch, please.” “Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys
Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys