Category: School jokes

Why did Sony pull “The Interview” ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters

Trump’s ego is so big… Trump’s ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump

Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin’?

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!

What did one boob say to the other? You’re my breast friend! Badum-Tits!

Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.

This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of “Cats” on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer.

I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face.

My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I’ve been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation.