How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her enough
Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy
Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy
What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one.
What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one.
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do.
I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do.
Utopian Socialists have no class.
Utopian Socialists have no class.
Me: “you hang up” Her: “no you hang up” Me: “no you hang up” Her: “no y-” Jail clerk: “sir, you only get one phone call.”
Me: “you hang up” Her: “no you hang up” Me: “no you hang up” Her: “no y-” Jail clerk: “sir, you only get one phone call.”
Why Obama shouldn’t take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away.
Why Obama shouldn’t take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away.
Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho.
Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho.
I like my panties like I like my bass… Dropped
I like my panties like I like my bass… Dropped