How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
Honestly, guys, I think I’ve made the perfect woman this time. She’s made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead.
Honestly, guys, I think I’ve made the perfect woman this time. She’s made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead.
*1st date* “Nothing’s sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh” *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* “Hellooo soulmate”
*1st date* “Nothing’s sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh” *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* “Hellooo soulmate”
How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy.
What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy.
What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd.
What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd.
What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate
What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate
About 50% of the time “good luck” means “fuck you.”
About 50% of the time “good luck” means “fuck you.”
i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that’s because i have 2500 posts
i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that’s because i have 2500 posts