What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ? A brief case.
Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It’s best to do it on paper.
Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It’s best to do it on paper.
A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful.
A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful.
Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.
Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.
So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, “I’ll send you the bill.”
So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, “I’ll send you the bill.”
Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy
Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy
What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one.
What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one.
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do.
I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do.
Utopian Socialists have no class.
Utopian Socialists have no class.