How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation.
The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
I like to listen to Anu Malik’s music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it’s important to get educated.
I like to listen to Anu Malik’s music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it’s important to get educated.
Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot.
Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot.
I can’t believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet
I can’t believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet
The Reds are going to The Series this year.
The Reds are going to The Series this year.
This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an “elevator”.
This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an “elevator”.
I like my women the way I like my wine… 15 years old and locked in my cellar on a rack.
I like my women the way I like my wine… 15 years old and locked in my cellar on a rack.
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes, Whack! Damn! And a skydiver go Damn! Whack!
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes, Whack! Damn! And a skydiver go Damn! Whack!
[front of card] No one will find your body [open card] as attractive as I do [back of card] lying at the bottom of an abandoned mine shaft
[front of card] No one will find your body [open card] as attractive as I do [back of card] lying at the bottom of an abandoned mine shaft