A surprise party on someone’s birthday isn’t surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night.
Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie.
Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie.
The Pink Panther’s To Do List To do…To do…To do, to do, to do…To do, to doooo… Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh… Edit: Formatting
The Pink Panther’s To Do List To do…To do…To do, to do, to do…To do, to doooo… Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh… Edit: Formatting
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!
The “we’re going to need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.
The “we’re going to need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.
Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..
Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..
What’s the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is…
What’s the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is…
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it’s gonna be Feynman.
Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it’s gonna be Feynman.
How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it’ll take 10 episodes.
How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it’ll take 10 episodes.