What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home.
Oh, you love your boyfriend? Please, go ahead and saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings.
Oh, you love your boyfriend? Please, go ahead and saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings.
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
Honestly, guys, I think I’ve made the perfect woman this time. She’s made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead.
Honestly, guys, I think I’ve made the perfect woman this time. She’s made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead.
*1st date* “Nothing’s sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh” *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* “Hellooo soulmate”
*1st date* “Nothing’s sexier than a man who can surprise me & make me laugh” *cut to me in her closet in a clown suit* “Hellooo soulmate”
How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy.
What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy.
What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd.
What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd.
What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate
What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate