Fool me Once – Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?
Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
Hey Target, it’s Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa
Hey Target, it’s Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa
Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop “I’ll take the sandals please”
Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop “I’ll take the sandals please”
Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I’ve only had two.
Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I’ve only had two.
How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him.
I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him.
Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians? Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians? Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
A blind guy once told me, “Kid you’re going to go places.” I told him, “Dude. I’m over here.”
A blind guy once told me, “Kid you’re going to go places.” I told him, “Dude. I’m over here.”
Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.
Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.