A paraplegic went down a runway… She made for a great roll-model.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years… Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years… Then we met.
I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why don’t Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? Because they have no attachments.
Why don’t Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? Because they have no attachments.
How many people with Alzheimer’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!
How many people with Alzheimer’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph… Cause he’s not a full ese
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph… Cause he’s not a full ese
Are you waiting for my comeback? You can scrape it off your mom’s teeth
Are you waiting for my comeback? You can scrape it off your mom’s teeth
A satyr walks into a bar… (that’s the whole joke)
A satyr walks into a bar… (that’s the whole joke)
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it’s offensive to joke about that now.
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it’s offensive to joke about that now.
Did you hear, Tony the Tiger was murdered. It was a cereal killer
Did you hear, Tony the Tiger was murdered. It was a cereal killer