when you move to a new town everyone wants to date you because they don’t know you’re a piece of shit yet. i highly recommend it.
Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders.
Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders.
Cremation My last chance at a smoking hot body
Cremation My last chance at a smoking hot body
Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he’s China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine.
Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he’s China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine.
Knock knock… Who’s there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife
Knock knock… Who’s there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife
Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls
Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls
Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort.
Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort.
Fizzy drinks are Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*
Fizzy drinks are Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*
Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler.
Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler.
My husbands signature move is running to town “real quick” and coming home 5 hours later.
My husbands signature move is running to town “real quick” and coming home 5 hours later.