and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like “thanks god you’re the shit”
Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It’s SFW btw.
4 types of orgasms [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It’s SFW btw.
If it wasn’t for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn’t know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like.
If it wasn’t for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn’t know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like.
There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it.
There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.
Why can’t the Americans play chess? Because they’re missing two towers.
Why can’t the Americans play chess? Because they’re missing two towers.
if you ask a veteran if they’ve killed anyone and they say they don’t like to talk about it, that means no
if you ask a veteran if they’ve killed anyone and they say they don’t like to talk about it, that means no
My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, “You’re fine.” Then he paid me. Don’t choose a doctor from Craigslist.
My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, “You’re fine.” Then he paid me. Don’t choose a doctor from Craigslist.