What has an N, an I, two G’s, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? GINGER.
Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit.
Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit.
What do you call a black bastard who never grew up? LeBron James
What do you call a black bastard who never grew up? LeBron James
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good… Does Santa work for the NSA?
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good… Does Santa work for the NSA?
I start every conversation with my employees by saying, “I shouldn’t be telling you this” just so I know they will listen.
I start every conversation with my employees by saying, “I shouldn’t be telling you this” just so I know they will listen.
I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don’t like coffee
I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don’t like coffee
I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect.
I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect.
Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking.
Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking.
You’ve heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren’t exactly black or white.
You’ve heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren’t exactly black or white.
What is the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? “I’m not Willie Nelson.”
What is the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? “I’m not Willie Nelson.”