Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!
This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls.
This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls.
I have a phobia of German sausages… I fear the Wurst.
I have a phobia of German sausages… I fear the Wurst.
Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman Others say it stings.
Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman Others say it stings.
Fool me Once – Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?
Fool me Once – Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?
Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
Hey Target, it’s Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa
Hey Target, it’s Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa
Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop “I’ll take the sandals please”
Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop “I’ll take the sandals please”
Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I’ve only had two.
Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I’ve only had two.
How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth