Why did the gay vigilante get arrested? He tried to take down a budgie smuggler.
If you don’t believe in evolution how do you explain such striking similarities between the doughnut and the bagel?
If you don’t believe in evolution how do you explain such striking similarities between the doughnut and the bagel?
Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?
People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?
If only plastic surgeons also sold class.
If only plastic surgeons also sold class.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face…
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face…
How do Dolphins live their lives? With a porpoise.
How do Dolphins live their lives? With a porpoise.
Cop: Are you drunk? Me: Could a drunk person do this? *I just piss my pants* Cop: WOW. Yes actually. Me: That was supposed to be a backflip
Cop: Are you drunk? Me: Could a drunk person do this? *I just piss my pants* Cop: WOW. Yes actually. Me: That was supposed to be a backflip
Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout…
Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout…