A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, “You smell good, What do you have on?” The man says, “I have a hard on but I didn’t know you could smell it.”
and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like “thanks god you’re the shit”
and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like “thanks god you’re the shit”
Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It’s SFW btw.
4 types of orgasms [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It’s SFW btw.
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?….. Are you paying too much for electricity?
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?….. Are you paying too much for electricity?
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It’s three in the afternoon!
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It’s three in the afternoon!
What Is A Mexican’s Favorite Bookstore? Borders.
What Is A Mexican’s Favorite Bookstore? Borders.
Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby.
Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby.
I’m perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince…But I draw the line at kissing snakes.
I’m perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince…But I draw the line at kissing snakes.