I went to the Middle East with some marijuana… … and I got stoned! ###AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^imsosorry
What is Donald Trump’s favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover
What is Donald Trump’s favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Don’t kiss me, I don’t have the insulin for that. Tell me your diabetic jokes.
Don’t kiss me, I don’t have the insulin for that. Tell me your diabetic jokes.
This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album.
This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album.
So a man walks into a bar… It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch.
So a man walks into a bar… It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch.
Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife’s job.
Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife’s job.
Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto
Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto
What is the Great Gatsby’s favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool.
What is the Great Gatsby’s favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool.
I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. I know it’s going to come back to haunt me!
I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. I know it’s going to come back to haunt me!