I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him.
Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians? Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians? Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
A blind guy once told me, “Kid you’re going to go places.” I told him, “Dude. I’m over here.”
A blind guy once told me, “Kid you’re going to go places.” I told him, “Dude. I’m over here.”
Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.
Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.
This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I’d share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus
This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I’d share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison.
People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison.
Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!
Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!
Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples.
Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples.
I identify as a sexual atheist With a strong belief that I will never get laid.
I identify as a sexual atheist With a strong belief that I will never get laid.