If my 3YO’s fortune was “you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs,” this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate
“Just Be yourself” is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
“Just Be yourself” is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
Why don’t they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels can’t handle it
Why don’t they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels can’t handle it
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!
Saw two construction workers laughing today… I know what they were really building: Friendship
Saw two construction workers laughing today… I know what they were really building: Friendship
“How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?” – The pitch for the month of December.
“How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?” – The pitch for the month of December.
What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion.
What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion.
“How do you like your eggs?” “I like ’em just fine”
“How do you like your eggs?” “I like ’em just fine”
What’s the difference between redditors and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What’s the difference between redditors and eggs? Eggs get laid.
/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes … Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad
/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes … Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad