That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts.
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years.
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years.
Do you ever look at teachers and think “I could do that” and then remember you hate kids?
Do you ever look at teachers and think “I could do that” and then remember you hate kids?
I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020
I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020
I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!
I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!
What’s the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We’ll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar
What’s the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We’ll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar
How to beat depression: 1) Talk to someone 2) When that person says “just cheer up,” beat that person with a baseball bat.
How to beat depression: 1) Talk to someone 2) When that person says “just cheer up,” beat that person with a baseball bat.
Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness.
Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness.
what was Joan of Arc’s hidden talent? She could really cook.
what was Joan of Arc’s hidden talent? She could really cook.
Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen. It’ll pretty much continue like this until u die.
Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen. It’ll pretty much continue like this until u die.