I’m going to get a dime-sized spider tattooed on my penis. It’s the only way I can get women to shout “Oh my God it’s huge!” when they see my dick.
What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist
What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist
alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words.
alarm (noun) -a device commonly used in the morning to invent new curse words.
What’s the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney
What’s the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney
Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding theft vandalism assault and murder
Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding theft vandalism assault and murder
This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I’ll raise my dog however I like.
This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I’ll raise my dog however I like.
Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised.
Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says “concentrate”
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says “concentrate”
Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up.
Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up.
Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight.
Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight.