What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!
I just said “Who’s a little biscuit!” to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said “I am.”
I just said “Who’s a little biscuit!” to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said “I am.”
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
7yr old: What’s 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1? Me: Math
7yr old: What’s 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1? Me: Math
“Daddy, how do stars die?” “Why do you ask, Sun?”
“Daddy, how do stars die?” “Why do you ask, Sun?”
What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large.
What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large.
I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It’s weird but he’s come to terms with it.
I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It’s weird but he’s come to terms with it.
Who’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken
Who’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken
A blonde gets a tattoo… On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks “Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?” “So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.”
A blonde gets a tattoo… On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks “Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?” “So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.”
What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)
What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)