A trucker cheated to win a poker tournament… It was a big rig.
If a powerlifter has weak legs… does his coach put him on the Bench?
If a powerlifter has weak legs… does his coach put him on the Bench?
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Sometimes I get flustered by waitresses and I say things like “Abso-fruit-ly!” and they laugh like I’m so clever but we both know
Sometimes I get flustered by waitresses and I say things like “Abso-fruit-ly!” and they laugh like I’m so clever but we both know
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it’s free range bitch!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it’s free range bitch!
My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn’t too happy when I came back with his daughter.
My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn’t too happy when I came back with his daughter.
what are you listening to right know ? candy shop.
what are you listening to right know ? candy shop.
What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.
What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.
So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is ‘rape’ anyway?
So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is ‘rape’ anyway?
What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission.
What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission.