Yesterday I heard there was a robbery at a bakery, I’ve heard of stupid crimes… But this one really takes the cake.
According to the bible, women’s first mistake was listening to the devil. Man’s first mistake was listening to the woman.
According to the bible, women’s first mistake was listening to the devil. Man’s first mistake was listening to the woman.
Birds that have mating rituals… I bet they just wing it.
Birds that have mating rituals… I bet they just wing it.
What do you call an orgy with six paraplegics? A threesome.
What do you call an orgy with six paraplegics? A threesome.
“I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again.”
“I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again.”
How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say “shoe”.
How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say “shoe”.
Jesus told Peter, “Peter, come forth and receive my eternal blessing” But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit
Jesus told Peter, “Peter, come forth and receive my eternal blessing” But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit
what does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY!
what does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY!
When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network “HELP, I’M STILL ALIVE!”
When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network “HELP, I’M STILL ALIVE!”
Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas? When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter.
Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas? When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter.