Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children’s bicycle, you’re probably in a bad neighborhood.
Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this.
Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over.
2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they’re riding, one nun says to the other “I’ve never come this way before”. The other nun turns to her and says “It’s the cobblestone”.
2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they’re riding, one nun says to the other “I’ve never come this way before”. The other nun turns to her and says “It’s the cobblestone”.
Do you know which place has the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere.
Do you know which place has the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere.
MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia… And Haj is just around the corner!
MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia… And Haj is just around the corner!
If you’re gonna by me a drink….. You better at least push my stool in!
If you’re gonna by me a drink….. You better at least push my stool in!
Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it’s a shalom competition.
Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it’s a shalom competition.
What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead? A Lou-ouija board.
What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead? A Lou-ouija board.
When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday.
When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday.