Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*
You should never marry a tennis player. Apparently love means nothing to them.
You should never marry a tennis player. Apparently love means nothing to them.
Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?
Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?
Friend: I love FB but it’s gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that’s cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died.
Friend: I love FB but it’s gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that’s cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died.
same sex I have the same sex with my wife every month..
same sex I have the same sex with my wife every month..
I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried
I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried
heres a funny one. womens rights /s
heres a funny one. womens rights /s
Ask yourself what you would do for one more day with the ones you’ve lost and then do those things for the ones you still have.
Ask yourself what you would do for one more day with the ones you’ve lost and then do those things for the ones you still have.
How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Why didn’t Hitler drink? It made him mean.
Why didn’t Hitler drink? It made him mean.