You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it’s not what you think…
When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it’s not what you think…
I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
Did you hear about the triple-amputee who pitched in the majors? He was slow around the bases, but that boy had an arm on him!
Did you hear about the triple-amputee who pitched in the majors? He was slow around the bases, but that boy had an arm on him!
How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections
How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections
My Son’s #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
My Son’s #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
why do woman get periods? because they deserve them
why do woman get periods? because they deserve them
Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice.
Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice.
It’s not a matter of WHEN the world will end… …it’s WHICH Applebee’s you find out at.
It’s not a matter of WHEN the world will end… …it’s WHICH Applebee’s you find out at.
How do you get 4 old ladies to yell “Shit!”? Get a 5th old lady to yell “Bingo!”
How do you get 4 old ladies to yell “Shit!”? Get a 5th old lady to yell “Bingo!”