How about a dirty joke? the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower? Turns into a real Soap Opera.
Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower? Turns into a real Soap Opera.
My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday. Too forward? Maybe it’s too forward.
My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday. Too forward? Maybe it’s too forward.
What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck.
What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck.
If you never include your body in your selfies, I am forced to assume that you don’t have one. Carry on floating head selfie chick.
If you never include your body in your selfies, I am forced to assume that you don’t have one. Carry on floating head selfie chick.
I laid here for almost 10 minutes before anyone asked if I was okay after I pretended to get elecrocuted by the copier. Fuck these assholes.
I laid here for almost 10 minutes before anyone asked if I was okay after I pretended to get elecrocuted by the copier. Fuck these assholes.
Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake.
Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake.
My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration.
My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration.
Do extremely fat people still call them laptops?
Do extremely fat people still call them laptops?
Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I’d get pulled over, but I’m kind of afraid to tell you. Let’s both say it on 1-2-3, ok?
Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I’d get pulled over, but I’m kind of afraid to tell you. Let’s both say it on 1-2-3, ok?