Category: Negócios

A boy was sent home from school… And his mum says to him ‘that’s the second time this week you have been sent home because students were giving you handjobs. Maybe teaching isn’t for you.’

My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May.

With a calendar, your days are numbered.

Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover. Somebody tell her, I can’t.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops.

What’s the worst part about a potato famine? You can’t get to the root of the problem.

I haven’t seen the democrats this mad at republicans… … Since they freed the slaves

Van Gogh’s girlfriend.. Van Gogh’s girlfriend was overwhelmed with emotion when he cut off his ear and gave it to her. She said, “Oh my love, why did you do it?” Van Gogh replied, “pardon?”

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don’t spray it.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? A car-brrrrr-etor I’ll see myself out.